OIC  OPEN TABLE -  POST  104.


ONE  LINE  WONDERSI found getting  to here.

By Michael Wood.
  • As Allan Wood used to say, 'No matter how much you tell your children - They will follow your example'.
  • As Bob Thompson (My Maternal Grand Father) used to say, ' You can't afford to look Poor'.
  • As Dolly Partton said. 'It cost me a lot of money to look this cheap'.
  • His train of thought, never left the Station. 
  • You could tell his brow had never been troubled by serious thought.
  • When we have affirmation of the reality of our own otherness, we are free to affirm Love’s acceptance of the otherness of others.
  • You are unique - Just like everyone else.
  • It was then I realized, I had to get out more often.
  • She not only lost my train my of though - she derailed it.
  • I had a seniors moment, but I can't remember when it was.
  • People who can't remember, don't have as bigger problem as those who can't forget.
  • He was Chronologically Challenged.
  • The woman said to her photographer, I’m not paying for these photo's, they don’t do me Justice. He looked at her and said - Lady you don’t need Justice you need Mercy.
  • I don’t go this far in my holidays.
  • If you aren’t Paranoid in this day and age - your not in touch with reality.
  • If you think I’m repeating myself - I’ll say it again.
  • She said, listen carefully - I promised not to repeat this.
  • Last one out, switch off the lights.
  • It was a race to the bottom.
  • Every church he joined, he put the kiss of death on it.
  • I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll make the exception.
  • I wasn't proud of myself, but I said it any way.
  • I must have said something to offend him, - if I could only remember what I said, I could use it again.
  • As a child He was half good and half bad - He used to help old ladies Half way across the road.
  • It is not the size of the dog in the fight, it is size of the fight in the dog.
  • As Allan Wood used to say, 'With all the push in the world, you can’t open a door marked pull.
  • As Anne Wood was apt to say, He might have buried the hatchet, but he marked the spot.
  • The only difference between a bribe and a donation, is the latter is tax deductible.
  • Any defendant in court that does his own defense, deserves to be convicted.
  • If an accused has money, the odds are always in favor of an acquittal.
  • Whoever pays the organ grinder, controls the monkey.
  • When a man has money he can get a dog to dance - without money he will dance like a dog.
  • Even a broken clock is right twice a Day.
  • The Three stages of Santa Clause in every man's life. First he believes, then he disbelieves and finally he becomes- Santa Clause.
  • When I first saw my wife I was lost for words, but I remember praying in Tongues, and saying - Yabba dabba Doo.
  • I knew a Bloke who reckoned his Dog prayed in Tails....... HOME